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Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
1 month ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel
overpowered military forces in fighting that killed at least a dozen
people, blocked the airport and major roads, and terrorized the city of
Culiacán for hours until the Mexican government capitulated and freed
the son of legendary drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán. There doesn’t
seem to be an end to the bloodshed.
But authorities have finally figured out a way to end all the senseless
violence that has plagued the country.
In a statement, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador has announced that
the Mexican government has hired Robert “Beto” O’Rourke to confiscate
all the cartels’ guns.
“We are pleased to announce that our good gringo friend Robert ‘Beto’
O’Rourke will be single-handedly confiscating all the firearms possessed
by the cartels,” Obrador said.
Mexico already has the some of the strictest gun laws on the planet.
Unless the bearer has explicit authorization from the Secretariat of
National Defense, it is illegal and punishable by law to enter Mexican
territory with any firearm as well as to keep and carry any firearm on
your person or vehicle at any time, anywhere.
They were just waiting for that miracle man Beto to take all the guns
away for good and make the people obey the laws.
“Beto is our savior!” a witness said.
A fan of O’Rourkes in the US said, “Just you wait and see. He’ll take
all the cartels’ guns and then everyone will know that his plans work
and so they’ll vote for him in the US.”
Exavier Saskagoochie
Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very
talented. And his hair is really great too. you’re going to love it. He
should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any
justice.
See author's posts
Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending
presidential campaign
Beto scores endorsement for 'Nacho President' Doritos chip flavor
President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
Tags: Andrés Manuel López Obrador, confiscation, guns, Mexico, Robert
Beto O'Rourke, second amendment
https://genesiustimes.com/mexican-government-hires-beto-to-confiscate-all-the-drug-cartel-guns/
(From Genesius Times - the most reliable source of fake news
on the planet)
Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
1 month ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel
overpowered military forces in fighting that killed at least a dozen
people, blocked the airport and major roads, and terrorized the city of
Culiacán for hours until the Mexican government capitulated and freed
the son of legendary drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán. There doesn’t
seem to be an end to the bloodshed.
But authorities have finally figured out a way to end all the senseless
violence that has plagued the country.
In a statement, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador has announced that
the Mexican government has hired Robert “Beto” O’Rourke to confiscate
all the cartels’ guns.
“We are pleased to announce that our good gringo friend Robert ‘Beto’
O’Rourke will be single-handedly confiscating all the firearms possessed
by the cartels,” Obrador said.
Mexico already has the some of the strictest gun laws on the planet.
Unless the bearer has explicit authorization from the Secretariat of
National Defense, it is illegal and punishable by law to enter Mexican
territory with any firearm as well as to keep and carry any firearm on
your person or vehicle at any time, anywhere.
They were just waiting for that miracle man Beto to take all the guns
away for good and make the people obey the laws.
“Beto is our savior!” a witness said.
A fan of O’Rourkes in the US said, “Just you wait and see. He’ll take
all the cartels’ guns and then everyone will know that his plans work
and so they’ll vote for him in the US.”
Exavier Saskagoochie
Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very
talented. And his hair is really great too. you’re going to love it. He
should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any
justice.
See author's posts
Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending
presidential campaign
Beto scores endorsement for 'Nacho President' Doritos chip flavor
President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
Tags: Andrés Manuel López Obrador, confiscation, guns, Mexico, Robert
Beto O'Rourke, second amendment